A Pome a Day for a Year

“OK, now onto the dining arrangements.
This is my cupboard here, with the pink mug,
and this is yours. Feel free to put any devices
for drinking or eating here. Maybe a bowl?
And here is your shelf in the fridge,
and this one is mine.
I do like lettuce as much as you,
so please do not eat mine
if you are feeling a bit peckish.”

“Raawwooorrrroooaarr.”

“Hey, I am serious, just because
this world is made for humans,
and Asda is not a place that you can
easily shop,
on account of not having hands and fingers,
shudder to think how you would get
any sort of trolley round the store,
does not mean you can munch
my greenery!”