A Pome a Day for a Year

OK, if my bones were made from plastic,
and my skin was made of chewing gum,
my blood could be water,
somehow,
and I would not need a heart, or organs
unless they were also made of
a stretchy substance,
actually I should learn what those are,
I guess rubber? Rubber insides?
Would I bounce?
Only if I was inside I reckon,
but if I was inside out, then I
would probably be a heap of bits
on my floor,
and LVG does not want to tidy that up,
but going back to the original point,
about having a super power
that made all of me able to super stretch,
then I would be able to grab things
that I left on the table,
without leaving the comfortable sofa.
And I think that is neat.