A Pome a Day for a Year

My office has this fan
that whirly dervishes around with cool air
but a little switch flick
spews out heat instead.

I like to imagine it has a face
and has different expressions based on
the volume of heat or cold
that it is pumping into the room.

For such a ill box,
the beef output is at least
three meat aisles.
(This is a rating score I invented
a few years ago.

Do not worry about it.
More aisles equals more beef
equals more power output.
I have never seen anything more than fifteen
aisles, but at that point
you are practically a meat supermarket
and I am not sure you could sustain a franchise
selling meat alone.)