Jurassic Car Park

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If the dinosaurs had developed automobiles,
then aside from increased levels of
carbon dioxide before humanity ever appeared
perhaps we would be inheriting
disused parking structures along with oil?
Though considering oil is in fact mostly old
dinosaurs that have liquefied and become explosive
then maybe dinosaurs would have had
solar powered cars, as the sun has been around
for quite a while.

I reckon a Stegosaurus would drive
a family station wagon. I imagine they
care about getting the troop to
the theme parks in a safe
and productive manner.

The T-Rex might seem like a sports car
kind of dinosaur, but this is a ruse.
The arms, you see. Tricky to
operate any car, plus the height.
I think they would be enjoying a camper van.

The Diplodocus (my favourite of the dinos)
would probably have a bus, in order to keep
their tail safe from the trials of the roads,
though they were probably not tarmac,
maybe some kind of foliage type thingy,
via compressed tree leaves?

More likely, though
the dinosaurs would not even care
about driving and vehicles,
considering they have the beef trunk legs
to cross the large distances,
and they did not have shopping centres
or capitalism.