11 Mini Escapades of Trevor Stains

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Trevor walks, Trevor looks,
Trevor takes in the area and hums in thoughts.

Trevor reacts, Trevor relax,
Trevor realises his error and leaves the arboretum.

Trevor evaluates, Trevor procrastinates,
Trevor was supposed to be grocery shopping.

Trevor flows, Trevor knows,
Trevor can justify staying out longer if the task needs completing.

Trevor jaunts, Trevor taunts,
Trevor looks at me with a smug expression of someone who has gamed the system.

Trevor flips, Trevor trips,
Trevor is attempting a 1080 ollie on a skateboard, despite his robotic legs breaking wood.

Trevor crumbles, Trevor rumbles,
Trevor’s tummy pangs with hunger and decides on burgers.

Trevor balks, Trevor talks,
Trevor is on the phone with car insurance and owns no car.

Trevor flaps, Trevor claps,
Trevor is celebrating the busker who has played his favourite song.

Trevor wanders, Trevor ponders,
Trevor wants to set up a five year plan for his future.

Trevor smiles, Trevor whiles
Trevor whistles and strolls to the horizon.