Good evening sir! Why yes, I am calling you about a special offer just for you, only for you, and for a limited time only!
Oh no, no snake oil here, my good sir, this is purely for your benefit, I get no comission for these sales, besides, you are my only customer!
Oh a very niche career, sir, you are correct, but sometimes a person like me is needed, perhaps vital to the continuance of such psyches as yours.
Yes, I am about bettering and furthering, my desire is to see you at the finish line, sir, medal in hand and tears upon cheeks with success your new best friend, and if you succeed, then I can rest.
Oh no no no sir, my continued existence is a certainty, for this is not really a phone call that you are I are partaking in, and between us the handbook says to avoid these topics, but I can see that you will pick at it, so I will just come right out and say you are talking to yourself.
No, this is a good thing, your vigour is growing! Your bones are pulsing with determination, you got this! You got an idea! You can try it out! If it fails, sir, it fails, but you tried it!
You know how many people never even try? Sadly, too many. Trying and failing is as good as trying and succeeding! Every step builds and every building needs a core. Those hollow tents you see propped up, are the ghosts of what you could be, had you just taken the wrong offramp.
Keep going sir, I am in your corner, frankly I can never leave, but why would I wish to? You got this. Just grasp that attempt with both your weathered hands and see what happens!