A Pome a Day for a Year

Just installed a new dual monitor arm,
for the two monitors I have
that aid my streaming messes!

Not my actual arms,
of which I have always had two,
I was lucky in that I was born
with both functioning,
so I am a grateful veeg as well.

If I had four arms, however,
I would probably be a less useful
general grievous, and though I am not
acquainted with any Jedi warriors,
I would instead hold mops in all four
outstretched hands, and act like
a coptercleaner,
which is a helicopter that enjoys sweeping.

Way better than the Thanoscopter,
I should wager, though I will not bet
any of my appendages,
for then if I were to lose, I would not be
a general, just a lieutenant,
because of the three.